Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Excerpt from the Diary of a Pumpkin Spice Latte
I’m just a Pumpkin Spice Latte, standing in front of a customer, asking them to love me for more than 55 days a year...
Funny Lists
Literal Evergreen Humor for Literal Evergreens
Why couldn’t the palm tree go to the ski resort in Switzerland? Because it was alpine and also they are not native to the temperate climatic zone.
Prosaic Texts from My Single Dad
Redoing my will tomorrow. I may need your social security number. Don’t text it! / I just watched Get Out. Excellent.
Slogans from the MTA’s Expanded “See Something, Say Something” Campaign
If you SEE something delicious, SAY “that looks yummy!” If you SEE something nutritious, SAY “I think I’ll go back to the yummy thing from earlier.”
Characters I Assume Are in Little Women
Tuppin Yerp - A rascal! Most days you can find him by the creek, fishing rod in one hand and slingshot in the other.
Am I Describing My Broken Car to My Mechanic, or Describing My Miniature Labradoodle?
I know it’s not very masculine, but it’s really more for my family than anything. I would have gone with a bigger one if not for my wife.
Republican Senators Question Mother Goose During the Impeachment Hearings of Fairy Tale Villains
I’m looking over the transcript between the sea witch and the Little Mermaid and I don’t see the words "squid pro quo" anywhere.
NYC Apartment Listings, Decoded
Just a short walk to the train: The nearest subway stop is a mile away and trains don’t stop there on weekends.
Wedding Vows for Conspiracy Theorists
Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?
Dirty Talk Tips to Bring Dying Houseplants Back to Life
I'm using my little green thumb to turn up the thermostat and the humidifier at the same time. Now I'm using both hands.
Thinkpiece: Baby Name, or Warby Parker Glasses?
Wilcox - Say hello to Wilcox! Your newest member of the household comes in Smoky Bourbon or Teal.
“Goodnight Loser” and Other Rejected Children’s Stories
Where Are They Now? Ghosts and Their Families / We Hate Each Other, Not You / The Illustrated Book of Lost Pets