Better safe than to have to say sorry.

A perceived slight is worth a thousand words.

Speak softly and become annoyed when asked to repeat yourself.

Misery loves your son’s startup company.

You can't teach an old dog new tricks with that attitude.

Have your cake and eat it too. I can wait.

People who live in glass houses should get curtains.

Opportunity seldom knocks on your door twice.

You can’t make an omelet without breaking a few basic cooking rules.

Hope for the best, prepare a retort.

An apple a day is a lot more carbs than you’d think, Gina.

Great minds think alike and therefore don’t have to talk openly about their problems.

If you excuse, you lose.

Practice what I said I preached.

Look for an audience but pretend you don’t see them before you leap.

Don’t put your remaining eggs all in one basket.

Pointed sighs speak louder than words.

Poor in pocket, rich in “friends.”

Give, but never forget.