How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?
Split it? You’re suggesting that we split the pleasure? That’s a good one. I’m laughing.
"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.
Follow-Up Questions About Your Answer to the Security Question “Who Was Your Childhood Best Friend?”
PARTIALLY CORRECT. Trapper Keepers were rad. However, Krista never “shared” one with you.
I have trouble putting something as heavy as this into words, so I’ll send my sympathies in the best way I know how.
I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.
I was craning to see if you laughed at the Minions meme I sent and saw my contact name was just my number with "Maybe: Neil" under it.
You know what they say: you can’t live in the past, when all of my achievements paled in comparison to yours.
Dad may not get a little sun. Dad may not “air dry.” Dad may not play his belly like a bongo.
Having many strangers come to my home was a poorly thought-out concept, and adding alcohol to the mix surely would have created hellfire.
I only have dry toast. Hope you like millet bread. I’ll just cut the mold off, and we’ll be good to go.
Stakes are high, and friendships will be severed. But as Paul’s prominent bicep tattoo says, “All’s Fair in Love and Pub Trivia.”