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What chance did this damaged little runt have against such a glittering squadron of unblemished beauties?

Tonight, if you have dedicated your life to anything other than archaic information, you’re gonna have a rough time.

"A true friend doesn’t complain that they can’t give you their hoodie because their undershirt has an old stain.” --Anonymous

Did you know that exactly 12.5% of the characters are frowning? Or that 20.8% have rosy cheeks? I did.

Only when determined to be A Good Dude or A Pretty Good Dude, will This Dude I Know become My Buddy.

Our bar trivia is not—and I can’t stress this enough—fun. Think: the SATs. Think: your driver’s exam—the one you had to study for.

How about we all start acting like adults and take this seriously? Does your heart not beat for your nation (green)?

Split it? You’re suggesting that we split the pleasure? That’s a good one. I’m laughing.

"It’s a Wonderful Life When Compared to Everyone Else at This Bar" - George Bailey's guardian angel offers perspective.

PARTIALLY CORRECT. Trapper Keepers were rad. However, Krista never “shared” one with you.

I have trouble putting something as heavy as this into words, so I’ll send my sympathies in the best way I know how.

I feel like I know you. The surveillance software used to monitor your workflow has been telling me what a great person you are.