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Due to many frightful circumstances relating to galactic space evil, I must speak over discretely email.
"His sneakers are kind of beat up, but that just shows he's a man of values, of integrity. Everyone respects him for this."
Sit down and place your feet on the ground and just feel the earth beneath the carpeted floor as you wait for your weekly allergy shot.
Just wanted to send a solid “wassup” to our 4,000 new members who joined during the pandemic. Our group is now 4,014 birders strong.
I guess I just need some time to wrap my perfectly symmetrical head around this bizarre predicament.
Here is my main concern: What if I wear something really ugly the day I die?
Home Depot can sell you a mirror, but they can't make you see yourself. I've had plenty of time to think while you were crying over "Property Brothers."
That’s me wearing the torn NASA t-shirt on my favorite couch. I uploaded this photo to show I’m a typical 39-year-old living in his Mom’s garage.
It was never clear what subject he was supposed to be teaching, since on our schedules it was spelled in mysterious runes that burned your eyes.
I’ve never needed the Pythagorean Theorem for any moment of my life. I’m a million times better off without you, just like I always thought.
When you need a break from the mind-numbing fixation of staring at your phone, Scrabble® is here to help you.
Summer 312 AD: Constantine Wins and Finds Jesus: Beating your nemesis and then becoming sanctimonious about it? 312 AD was a classic WBS.