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10th-grade math teacher: Once a year, on your birthday, you drink a full pint of vodka, walk into your closet, and scream.
Thus my look is doing double duty tonight, I want it to look subtle, yet regicidal– REGAL. Regal is what I did mean.
If you are calling from inside a vehicle sinking into a body of water, press 9, and a transcript of your final words will be faxed to an address you provide.
I have even espied in my continued studying, womyn folk who call forthe the ensorcelled chariots filled with Maccedonaldes.
I am not famous, and my publisher is small, so I didn’t expect the likes of Bernie Madoff or Elizabeth Holmes to come calling.
We all know the cobra has been part of our company since its very beginning, back in that little office over the combined schnitzel house and shoe repair.
You all did see my resume, right? I double majored in Philosophy and Theater at Fordham.
I think the last person to see it was our tour guide, Henrik. Please respond with his phone number. Or Instagram works too.
One must imagine Sisyphus nice, warm, ready to sizzle like a fajita. Let's get loose. Let's turn resistance up to 35. Let's make our revolt visible.
When the milk you spilled gets into every crevice of your floor, stove, and cupboards, making everything permanently sticky.
When I explain to them that this has never happened before and it’s only because I’m not wearing the proper attire, they laugh even harder.
- Painting the nails on your dominant hand - Helping bring all your groceries inside in one trip