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Mama called the Doctor and the Doctor said, “If this is some sort of prank call, it’s not funny. I’m a busy doctor helping patients with real problems.”
I’ve been told that the back of my head is so soft, it's like those $10 holiday blankets you get at Target.
Laugh and caw with your favorite Real Seagulls as they whisk newcomer Jenny to Miami for a caliente seawater bender.
Good’morrow to you all. A most gracious welcome to my webbing page. I am Keithly. Behold my rump.
No, this is not my superhero outfit. Just once you get used to Spandex it’s hard to go back to restrictive dockers.
Squirrel Police Department dispatch received a call from a squirrel who said he wasn't sure, but it seemed like he was being shadowed by a red-tailed hawk.
Don’t leave any emotions or aesthetic experiences on exposed surfaces overnight.
We wanted to let you know how deeply we were moved by your generous mandatory contribution. 30% of your base income… It was just what we wanted!
Somewhere, up in the cloud someplace, there is a benevolent being that can let you back into your SubzScription account.
Ma, you hear that? The boys say hi. They're blowing kisses too. Joe "Ice Pick" Angelini says thank you for the chicken cacciatore.
All contracted writers agree to verbally and casually mention to their friends that password sharing is "cringe."
Speaking like this to my mom and bestie is just kind of my aesthetic? Does that make sense? It doesn’t? Well, whatever. I didn’t write this movie.