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Dog Allergy: She has a dog and he is allergic to dogs.
His Hat Doesn’t Fit: When meeting with your accountant, you might not think to glance up at his purple top hat.
I’ve read that Forbes named your circle as one of America's best groups to befriend in 2024.
If you say something like, "Oh, you mean, Casper like the ghost?” I will not return your giggle.
Not long ago, our cavalry covered every paved block in this fair town. The streets were once teeming with glorious Camrys.
Didn’t you read the fine print before signing electronically that you agree to the terms and services? Item eight in particular?
Not to worry, toots. Pull my string, turn me on, and I’ll get you through the night.
Cast-Iron Pan Reality: The cake turns out “rustic,” but in a bad way.
We hope you enjoyed your recent dining experience at Big Bill’s Fried Chicken and Margarita Patio
You’ve become strangers to one another—growing apart the closer you cling.... But with apples!
Finally, these seven long months of happily spending time with my family, watching movies, and reading books have come to an end.
And were you born a frigid bitch or did life’s small cruelties mold you into one?