Every workout class today:
– Held in a dark cave blasting remixes at a decibel level you didn’t know was legal indoors
– The instructor is named Morgan, the perkiest girl in Bama rush
– Morgan smile-yells into a microphone to do an exercise you’ve never heard of
Getting a dog is a lot like gaining a frat brother: he’s always down to go out and rage, he’ll support and encourage you through all your bad decisions, and at some point he’ll lay in a hidden corner of your bedroom watching you bone your girlfriend.
People say they “summer” or even “winter” places, but never “fall.” “I fall in Delaware.” I think that means you live there.
