Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Everything in the Notes App on Your Phone
Journal entries dissecting a previous relationship / Bad poetry / Concerns to share with doctor / Reminder to self to be more crafty
Funny Lists
A Billion Saved Is a Billion Earned: Frugal Tips for the .000001%
Discover a side hustle such as giving speeches about your main hustle. / Learn to do basic household tasks like having sex with your own spouse.
What Your Favorite Coronavirus Vaccine Says About You
AstraZeneca: As a gentleman of an Eton and Oxbridge pedigree, you take pride in dignified indolence. Why give it your all when 70% is just fine?
Ten Best Toys for Wealthy Tots
Baby's First Oil Field Science Kit – Rebuild a scale model of the oil fields owned by great-great-grandpa Thurston Moneybags III!
Manic Pixie Dream Girl or Actual Pixie, Tinker Bell?
Main priority is to help a childish man learn to accept responsibility and find happiness. / Likes to wear tube tops and/or bright mini skirts.
Illegible Yuletide Texts You’ll Get From Your White, Middle-Aged Mom
I ree need to know if youtube dining hin fit Chirstmas, / Translation: “I really need to know if you’re coming home for Christmas.”
Decorating on a Budget? Here Are Some DIY Home Essentials to Loot from a Closed Construction Site
Cement Mixer Swivel Chair - Once your guests sink into the metal drum, they won’t want (or be able) to get up!
Holiday Hits Remixed and Remastered, 2020
"Rest In Peace Ye Merry Gentlemen" – They were merry at the rally. They were merry at Joe's Crab Shack. Now they're dead.
2020 Wrapped Updates Spotify Chose Not to Share
You pity-listened to your friend's new pandemic comedy podcast once so you'd have an answer next time he asked if you "Tuned in with Tim."
Perfect Mother’s Day Gifts for— Oh God Mother’s Day Was Seven Months Ago
Gifts that’ll show her how much you love her, even though you’ve already been stuck inside together for two weeks! LOL.
Young Adult TV Drama or US Civil War Battle?
Did General Pacey Witter win the battle of Dawson's Creek? Test your knowledge of these intense engagements!
Holiday Cookie Recipe for the Anxious and Depressed
1 cup unbleached sadness / ½ cup confidence, ground down until it becomes an unrecognizable powder / 2 heaping handfuls unrealized goals, crushed