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UC Berkeley Psychologists Find 9 in 10 Americans Think Bad Acting OK If Actor Is “Like, Super Hot”

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“Assertive grandmother figure ultimately overshadowed by creepy Christian innkeeper––to bad!” Tweets U.S. President Donald J. Trump During Coronavirus Pandemic, Referring to The Guernsey Literary and Potato Peel Society

Director Decides Girthy Handshake Between Strong American Dude and Bookish British Man “Should Be Enough to Please the Fa– I Mean Queers,” Wondering If They Still Call Themselves That

“I’m Older Than Time, and I Understand Nothing!” Sobs Character in Her 60’s, Reiterating the Imminent Feeling of Helplessness Probably Caused By Depression

Netflix Throws Hot American Soldier into Cast of New British Film, Hoping You’re OK With the U.S. Military Industrial Complex

Getting 19 Drone Shots of Wet British Cliffs Definitely Not How Cameraman Expected to Spend Career After Attending “Prestigious” School

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