Links from Instagram Posts

Oct 9

Other Objectively Bad Things Joe Biden Won’t End

• by Sam Stoothoff

Oct 9

We Regret to Inform You That the Acceptance Letter You Received Was Meant for a Different Carl

• by Drew James

Oct 8

Your Call Is Totally Unimportant to Us

• by Joshua Benjamin

Oct 8

Challenging History’s “Great” Men: The Case Against Professor Oak

• by Harry Davies

Oct 7

The Maid of Honor Speech I Gave as the Heartbeat of the Old Man with the Evil Eye Grew Louder and Louder from the Floorboards Below

• by Carolyn Beatty

Oct 7

An Interview with the Monster Who Designed Your High School Uniform

• by Anjelica Rush

Oct 7

Simon Says for the Voting Booth

• by Lucie Frost

Oct 6

The Breakfast Club Meets for Zoom Detention

• by Maggie Downs

Oct 6

How to Assert Yourself When a Buick Cuts Off Your Sick Subaru WRX

• by Brad Stennerson

Oct 6

36 Hours in My Studio Apartment

• by Robin Doody

Oct 5

At 31, Maybe I Should Stop Choosing My Friends Based on Whether They Have an N64

• by Geoff Waite

Oct 5

17 Financial Terms Redefined for COVID Times

• by Nancy Franklin

Oct 5

I’m the Elephant in the Room and I’m Tired of You Calling Me the Problem

• by Niyathi Maya

Oct 4

Excerpts from the Winners of the Inaugural Kraft-Heinz Sponsored YA Fiction Contest

• by Gracie Kairis

Oct 4

Voter Registration Form for Citizens Hungry for Delicious Chili

• by Matt Payton

Oct 3

I Hope You Don’t Get Anxious When a Run-On Sentence Is Internally Fragmented (Due to Parentheses or Lengthy Digressions) Before It Is Grammatically Resolved

• by Woody Fu

Oct 3

A Correspondence Between an Enterprising Engineer and the Chicago World’s Fair Commission of 1893

• by Jonathan Allen

Oct 2

Enjoy Your “OnlyFans for Boomers” Free Trial

• by Fletcher Michael

Oct 2

We, the Deep State, Concede That All Your Conspiracy Theories Are True

• by Hunter Gardner

Oct 2

It’s Time We Start Talking about President Trump

• by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

Oct 1

Now That I’ve Started Using a Bidet, I Realize That My Butthole Is Never Where I Think It Is

• by Jen Freymond

Oct 1

I Am an Unemployed Doormat Thanks to Chris Wallace

• by Jordan Hill

Oct 1

An Open Letter from an Unwanted Jar of Vaseline

• by Taylor Owen

Sep 30

Termites and What Else to Expect on My Houseboat Airbnb

• by Brett Miller

Sep 30

Are You a Leftist or a Grown-Up Character from “The Breakfast Club”?

• by David Cremins

Sep 30

A Letter from Your CEO During These Unprecedented Times

• by Alysa Stryker

Sep 29

Backstories for the Stuffed Animals in Simulated Baseball Audience

• by Dave Anderson

Sep 29

Merch from Elite Colleges I Did Not Attend

• by Jonny Lebeau

Sep 29

I’m the Fly on the Wall and Trust Me You Do NOT Want to Be Me

• by Carrie Pinkard

Sep 28

I’ll Sleep When I’m Dead and Truthfully, I’m Looking Forward to It

• by Michael Falk and Dylan Nelson

Sep 28

It’s Really Really Really Important That We as 10-Year-Old Boys Stand Together and Get the Cooties Vaccine

• by Emily Kapp and Daniel Stillman

Sep 27

5 Running Shoes That Won’t Help Me Escape the Reality That My Wife Is Having an Affair with David Attenborough

• by Ryan Ciecwisz