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The sooner you can recognize when you're talking down to yourself, the sooner you can stop already, Jesus.
Don’t think of it as a "weakening of the hairline." Think of it as a "strengthening of the forehead."
Animal with four letters in its name? Easy: cat. Wait– Oh my God. I meant cat with two t’s? Ok, shake that off.
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
Intellectual property is precious and hard to find, just like Tracy’s body.
If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.
Put it on this coat rack, where all of my coats are. Is that because I regularly put my coats on the coat rack, rather than strewing them on the floor?
One member described you as having "the chirpy positivity of a high school debate team coach."
Our app connects you with those ready to give you quick cash for the short-term use of the mouth you already have.
Our institution has always transformed negative experiences into learning opportunities; that’s kind of our whole deal.
Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.