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Paulette Perhach's writing has been published in the New York Times, ELLE, Vice, Marie Claire, Yoga Journal, NPR, and Cosmopolitan. She's the author of Welcome to the Writer's Life, selected as one of Poets & Writers' Best Books for Writers.
Our friendly staff will welcome you in the lobby, where we’ll happily carry your bags for you. Look at you pretending you’re about to help!