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The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.
Intellectual property is precious and hard to find, just like Tracy’s body.
If you’re wondering, in the moment you wait for me to land in Street View, I howl through the mesosphere, engulfed in flame.
Put it on this coat rack, where all of my coats are. Is that because I regularly put my coats on the coat rack, rather than strewing them on the floor?
One member described you as having "the chirpy positivity of a high school debate team coach."
Our app connects you with those ready to give you quick cash for the short-term use of the mouth you already have.
Our institution has always transformed negative experiences into learning opportunities; that’s kind of our whole deal.
Bruce: With this very unpleasin' sneezin' and wheezin, she’s revved up like a deuce. Me: Layman’s terms? Bruce: It’s totaled.
We’ve also shitloaded that thing with, like, 17 green olives from the most overpriced gourmet grocery store we could find.
★★★ Watched on the toilet. Very meta experience. Would recommend.
He could tell at once that this luncheon’s company would be quite dull, which was always exciting.
Firstly, you shouldn’t be put off by the fact this milk is from a rat. This is top-shelf stuff in the rodent milk world.