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I learned a lot in my four years as Vice President of Relaxation in the Hygiene Department, I wanted to offer some reasons why I’m departing.
With two kitchen chairs turned backwards facing one another, we’ll both sit down to hash things out.
Rid thyself of toxins after a night of mirth and meade with Rejuvipure.
Seeking gray-haired, whiskey-drinking curmudgeon to oversee a department of knucklehead agents with withering disdain.
Come on, these kids only have so much grit before they get completely fatigued.
I need a place to get a present for a five-year-old who loves snakes. Any recommendations for something yellow that is slime but not slime?
Tie-Dye Sonics Blindfold: Take a moment to soak in the game-day atmosphere by succumbing to all of your other senses.
The real problem we urbanites face every? The problem of Dominic Toretto and his family of ne’er-do-wells.
Last week, I sold two pieces of cross-stitch art, and my business netted $30,000. You do the math.
We definitely have already done a full marketing strategy, but we want you to complete one too, so that we can compare yours to ours.
Can anybody claim you as a dependent? Would you like somebody to claim you as a dependent? Would you like a kind, older couple to adopt you?
New experiences are scary, unlike the satisfaction you feel when you watch Jim and Pam’s first kiss for the 59th time.