Daily funny articles by seasoned comedy writers and fresh voices. Best of Year | Editors' Picks | People's Favorites | Satire | Guides | Observations | Stories
I was out of eye of newt, so I substituted rainbow sprinkles. Spell did not work. 0/5 broomsticks
Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.
How do these seltzer companies make money in such a saturated market? What gives?
A pretty solid memory of that "Boy Meets World" episode where Cory’s mom gives birth to his younger brother.
I assure you that there is no better place to be than in a rickety metal porch swing slowly ascending to the sky!
This movie may contain scenes of happily married couples interacting pleasantly that will remind you of your current marital strife.
Sleep hacks to help you wake up feeling rested, refreshed, and less dreadful about the eternal damnation of your soul.
The sooner you can recognize when you're talking down to yourself, the sooner you can stop already, Jesus.
Don’t think of it as a "weakening of the hairline." Think of it as a "strengthening of the forehead."
Animal with four letters in its name? Easy: cat. Wait– Oh my God. I meant cat with two t’s? Ok, shake that off.
Later on, I’ll do the “speak now or forever hold your peace” thing. But while we’re on the subject you can speak now too.
The residences you’ll pass along the way, while not precisely identical, are nonetheless completely indistinguishable.