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#121: Don't bother. I found a tombstone with your name on it that said, "they died doing what they loved: poking rattlesnakes with a stick."
Max Kerwien is a comedian, poet, and former notary public. You may have seen his work in Defenestration Magazine or read his book. His whereabouts are currently unknown, and he was specifically told to stop telling people that because he lives in Los Angeles.
#121: Don't bother. I found a tombstone with your name on it that said, "they died doing what they loved: poking rattlesnakes with a stick."