A Tourism Brochure for [YOUR HOMETOWN]
Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.
Max Kerwien is a comedian, poet, and former notary public. You may have seen his work in Defenestration Magazine or read his book. His whereabouts are currently unknown, and he was specifically told to stop telling people that because he lives in Los Angeles.
Whether you're traveling to us for our illustrious corporate office complex or our fine lack of sidewalks, we guarantee an enjoyable stay.
I read this book a long time ago, and I've read it a couple of times since then, so I remember the plot very well. Wow, what a journey this was.
#121: Don't bother. I found a tombstone with your name on it that said, "they died doing what they loved: poking rattlesnakes with a stick."