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The Owner of My Once-Beloved Bodega: He’ll call her Boss in the same velvety tone that once stilled my heart.
For one of the times when I said exhale, I meant inhale. I did not mean to instruct you to do double exhales.
The most important qualities a man can have are leadership, integrity, and enough forearm strength to pull himself over an 8-foot ledge.
It can be hard to believe that he won’t be coming back with another flaccid diss track full of trash punchlines.
For a small fee and a variable surcharge, I will shower your fragile ego with the praise it doesn’t, and will likely never, deserve.
You ever notice how in Los Angeles the dirt is a brownish-red color, but in New York it’s a reddish-brown color?
No glass bottles. No breaking glass bottles. No threatening Duck Race volunteers with broken glass bottles.
It blows my mind that we used to be one country, isn’t that wild? But enough about me. Tell me what have you been up to?
When you read the option “Going down,” what was your reaction? ⚪ Turned on ⚪ Grossed out
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I studied Strasberg with Laura Dern. I, too, was in the original Jurassic Park before Steven Spielberg edited me out.
Throwing out the ceremonial sea lion is actor Brendan Fraser, who starred in "The Whale" and has been known to compete in yacht tipping competitions himself.