Sycophant for Hire
For a small fee and a variable surcharge, I will shower your fragile ego with the praise it doesn’t, and will likely never, deserve.
Lifelong marketing guy turned writer of satire and suspense. From South Jersey, grew up in Montreal, living near Philly which accounts for my unique take on familiar situations. I launched my first novel, RIFT, in 2020 about a couple on the brink of divorce who meet themselves again as newlyweds. I am close to launching a collection of satirical short fiction and essays called, "I Don't Like to Complain, But…"
For a small fee and a variable surcharge, I will shower your fragile ego with the praise it doesn’t, and will likely never, deserve.
Who do I talk to about new punctuation for rhetorical questions? I mean, really?!
I always wanted to be a psychic, but some things just don’t turn out how you imagine.
I feel like I’m the one being punished for Harvey Weinstein: I haven’t seen more than two decent movies in the last six years.