I, the Sitcom Laugh Track, Am Ready to Be Considered for Dramatic Roles
I studied Strasberg with Laura Dern. I, too, was in the original Jurassic Park before Steven Spielberg edited me out.
I studied Strasberg with Laura Dern. I, too, was in the original Jurassic Park before Steven Spielberg edited me out.
Haven’t you noticed your friends and family disappearing? It never once crossed your mind to file a missing fish report?
Act now to receive a lifetime of resentment from the rest of our family.
- There’s no chance you’ll walk away with a flattering photo. - You don’t know what to do with your arms.
Childhood Dream: Live in a mansion. Adult Revision: Live next door to someone who doesn’t own a leaf blower.