Dispatches from the Great Thermostat War
We prevailed! We, whose skins are sensitive to the winds that whip through the lobby when goddamn Liam doesn’t shut the door—marched into battle.
I'm an NYC based comedy writer that has written on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, The President Show, The Onion, ClickHole, The New Yorker, Mad Magazine and McSweeney's
We prevailed! We, whose skins are sensitive to the winds that whip through the lobby when goddamn Liam doesn’t shut the door—marched into battle.