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But if I nod, I may agree to something I strongly disagree with. Like that the world is flat or that black licorice is delicious.
Pro: It can help people see transportation solutions beyond cars. Con: Hey, cars are people too.
Frankly, I’m just excited to have you back in my chair. After all, you ARE my favorite patient! Also, in many ways, you’re like a son to me.
I still don’t even really know what an em dash is. Or care to know for that matter.
I'll have been train hopping for two months at that point, so I might look a bit like the chimney sweep in Mary Poppins when I get in.
Emily, I couldn’t help but notice you texted “we’re gonna soooooooooo fucked up. 🤪” Would you be willing to own next steps on that?
Don’t mean to harp on this but please use a coaster. I know we’re in a bar but the wet circle under the glass… sorry, it’s just the way I was raised.
A clumsy answer could lead to confusion. Too much detail, and you risk sending your flat friend into an existential spiral.
We ask that all freed prisoners make their way back to the entrance of the Cave in an efficient, but respectful manner.
To start, what kind of face wash do you use? Quel horror if you say “just bar soap.”
Thanks to my dedication, all of the horrors I’ve planted are glossy and lush. Their roots are growing deeper every day.
I mean just like, with the armed robbery in general, how do you think it’s going? Is this comparable to other bank robberies you’ve been through?