I’m the kind of person who claps when the plane crashes.
Oh, a big powerful plane can fly through the sky but needs a little buddy to push him around on the ground? Pathetic.
I’m a triple threat: great at singing and horrible at counting.
Introducing the “Choose Your Most Important Body Part” Health Insurance Plan
Choose a select body part for coverage. Options may include*: arm (1 only), leg (1 only), eye (1 only), lip (1 only), tongue, neck, forehead, or skin (maximum 1 square ft section).
