Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Possible Results for Your At-Home COVID-19 Antigen Test
Pink circle: You don’t have COVID, but you do have ringworm? Gross.
Funny Lists
Reasons I Give My Wife That Being a Desk Jockey Is Just like the Cowboy She’d Prefer
Like a lonesome cowboy with a leather-wrapped journal, I will compose many a silent email, detailing my woes on the Outlook trail.
Pantone Color Shades or 52 Ways to Describe My Heat Intolerance?
Blast-Off Bronze? Boiling Point Berry? Brink Pink?
Who Said It? Kurt Cobain, Kurt Vonnegut, or Kurt, My Libertarian College Roommate
- “I feel stupid and contagious.” - "Masks are stupid it's not even that contagious."
Interview Questions for Hiring the Next Host of “Jeopardy!”
In the past decade, this is the edgiest thing you’ve said in a podcast.
Gun or Dildo?
M1922 Bang? Bersa Thunder 9? Basix Slim 7?
The Scientific Order of All Things That Has Not at All Been Affected by My Recent Oil Change
Dust Jiffy Lube Employees Who “Fill Up” Your Wiper Fluid With An Empty Bottle And Charge You $15 Extra Without Asking If You Even Wanted It
Pokémon or Pasta Shape?
- Dedenne - Victini - Boldore
Are You My Toddler or the Incredible Hulk?
- You become astonishingly strong when angry. - You can destroy an entire house in seconds.
Thought-Provoking Relationship Questions for Clingy Philosophers
- Which do you love more: me or your idea of me? - Would you still love me if I were replaced, piece by piece, until nothing of my original self was left?
The Table of Contents from an AirPod’s Memoirs
- Who Really Needs Charging, Me or My Case? The Ongoing Enigma - For the Love of All That is Holy, Please, Clean Me
Are You the Protagonist of a Borges Story or Just in a Room with Some Professors?
- An important work of literature is being discussed. You have not read it. - You are mostly silent.