The Baker: He will bring you an unsolicited pie.

The Musician: He plays classical guitar, but that won’t let you justify his extra-long thumbnail.

Deal Breaker Jeans: His jeans unzip into shorts.

Ballpark Hot Dog Heir: He’s turned his back on his legacy in favor of screen-writing, yet he retains the unmistakable energy of the heir to a ballpark hotdog fortune.

Ghoster #1

Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.

The Animal Lover: He will bring his dog to the bar. He will tell you not to pet it because it has mange.

Messy Sushi Eater: You are the messy sushi eater. This one is your fault.

Ghoster #2

The Person of Interest: A little too knowledgeable about a string of recent unsolved murders in the area.

Housing Market Podcaster: Expert on local housing prices. This is all you will talk about.

Manchester By The Sea Heckler: He will heckle his way through this dark family drama.

Surprise Child: This man has a surprise child.

Local Honey: When you tell your friends you went out with a guy who makes local honey, you will discover they did too.

Ghoster #3: In two years he will text you “happy birthday.” It will not be your birthday.


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