These tactics will work even if you’ve never spoken to a woman in your life—whether you’re a defrocked priest, or just a little shy.
Discover a New Type of Bug: When you’re talking about the bug on National Geographic, make a joke about how you’re single.
Matchbox 20: Things will go great until you ask him about his favorite band.
You started to leave my cap off, like it was no big deal.
Good News: He has a graduate degree. Bad News: It's an MFA.
Your Date reserves the right to describe your physical shortcomings, erroneous grammar, ill-chosen wardrobe, and sub-par erotic technique in detail.
Keith Jeep escapes the forest for the beach, the tables turn as Jean Collins is interviewed live on air, plus tried and true dating advice.
This person is definitely not your boyfriend or girlfriend or someone you even like very much. How do you define these short-term relationships?
- You like to travel and explore places far, far away. - You prefer drinking in bars with a unique atmosphere and diverse characters.
You clapped for me in music when I put all the recorders in my mouth at once. They tasted like the way a basketball smells.
Maybe before departing, the yogurt left a note for its live-in yogurt boyfriend, who was at his company kickball league going absolutely beast mode.
All My Fucks graduated from Shame University in 1998 with high honors.