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Time to move my body! Right now I’m super into Body by Hephaestus, which is power yoga while wearing a weighted tactical vest in a 140-degree room.
Cats that watch videos of birds are more likely to get feline dementia than cats who go outside and see real birds. It’s true.
Gotta be those great New York fish. You seen these fish? New York fish have chutzpah. They've seen it all.
No one asked for this, but they never said we couldn’t do it either. It just seemed like something the world needed.
Nestled at the convergence of uh-oh and Jesus take the wheel, Rock Bottom offers a transformative environment unlike anything you've experienced before.
Giving up remote work to spend five days in-office was softened knowing that I could have my dogs out, unleashed and uninhibited, just like at home.
I’m not blaming. I erred as much as anyone, and forgetting my gun at home probably should have been enough to reschedule the whole heist in the first place.
What exactly did we change about our Regular Beef to make it Protein Beef? Well, you can’t argue with the fact that the names are different!
The color depicted stone tools, harpoons, and tears from assistants spilling searing hot Starbucks.
It all started last week when I dropped off Coco at the rec center for practice. As I was leaving, the ball rolled in my direction.
I’m working on my novel and have come to realize, after I glimpsed my spirited reflection in the window, that I go full Method acting when it comes to crafting my characters.
Xarkax denied us our pre-scheduled lunch break, citing breaching the castle walls as the main priority. Just because we do not have the biological need to eat does not mean we do not appreciate an allotted time to socialize.