Humor writing published daily. Featured: Best of Year | Editors’ Picks | People’s Favorites | Satire | Guides | Observations | Stories
After my 3-day, 2-night stay in "The City By the Lights," I've compiled the ultimate Insider's Guide that will have you cheering "oui oui!" just like a local!
Screams from oven heard: "I can still feel my toes! Turn it up to 900, you bitch! Come, sweet release of hellfire!"
I'm not saying that these steps will permanently get rid of YOUR own live-in activist, but for the good of America, shouldn't you at least try?
NBC aims to lock down the suburban demographic with their gritty new spinoff series capturing sport utility vehicle drama.
Listen Todd, the best way for me to help you paint your kid's nursery today is to use my dad's advice to me as a kid.
Kevin Spacey's switching-bodies-with-a-cat movie is surprisingly not the kid's comedy its billed as. No, this is some dark, Lynchian-level stuff.
Confessions of Myron Kampf, "The Geistwriter" behind the infamous German "autobiography."
Your order of: J&D's Bacon Condoms 3-Pack, The Original Infant Circumcision Trainer, and 7 other items has shipped!
So you burnt your weiner and almost burned down your kitchen. Perfect time to learn how to cope with life's tragedies.
I don’t think I’m exaggerating when I say that no one gets on the subway to make friends. Go away, Overly Social Dude.
My name is Fuck Trees Johnson, I'm rich as hell, and I hate trees. They're breathing all our oxygen, and I want them all dead!
You are not alone, because there is a sad boy inside you. But do not wet your big dewy eyes, stand-up comedy can save him.