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If we accept imperfection in music and movies, then why not in literature? Do actors start over a play if they miss a line?
A holiday party is the perfect opportunity to quiet your anxiety and self-loathing by making others say "How does she do it?!"
All DNA and RNA on Earth arrived via meteorites and comets. Here are the strange origins of some of the familiar things around us.
While this medication may be swallowed, it may also be used as a suppository, although after ingestion, please immediately finish your living will.
Thugs, models, people dying from thirst, even God are all sipping on this classic drink. Grab a glass before it's too late!
BRAIN: People who enjoy dick and fart jokes have ADHD and make goldfish's memories seem photographic. Face it, no one remembers you.
Celebrate the 25th Anniversary of Nirvana's "Smells Like Teen Spirit" with this Panini Gyro recipe set to the tune.
This bat-crap crazy, totes-negative aura around the election of 1800 was what made the whole Marbury v. Madison Supreme Court shiz-nit really hit the fiz-zan.
Now that Scott Baio is 56, it's time to start making the Playboy mansion safer and more enjoyable for aging dirty old men.
"My head is too big to fit into women's frames," I told the eyecare associate. "But it’s still not big enough to break the glass ceiling."
New York City played a significant role in the Civil War. The Underground Railroad, AKA the NYC Subway System, had many stops in the city.
"Thank you for your piece on the return of cats to our city. The problem of stray and homeless pets plagues communities across our nation."