The 9 Worst German Beers, Tested
Germany has some of the best damn beers in the world. And unfortunately I'm not drinking any of them, because I can't afford too.
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4 Reasons “Nine Lives” is the Craziest Movie Nobody is Watching
Kevin Spacey's switching-bodies-with-a-cat movie is surprisingly not the kid's comedy its billed as. No, this is some dark, Lynchian-level stuff.
5 Mind-Bending Pieces of Art That Will Make You All Like, “What the Fuck is Going On Here?”
If you've ever looked at a picture or painting and thought to yourself "Well now, that just can't be right...." and then trailed off in thought with your head cocked to the side, this article is for you.
The 8 Weirdest Things for Sale on Goodwill Online
A huge part of the reason you don't see very many truly good items in Goodwills is that they all get taken and put on an online auction house in the vain of a shittier eBay.
German is a Lazy Language
I get that a lot of languages sound silly when translated literally, but German really takes the cake. Here are ten hilariously adorable German words into English.
5 Shitty Truths About Doing “Storage Wars” in Real Life
When someone stops paying rent on a storage unit, the storage facility doesn't just keep the stuff in there forever, they auction it off to the unluckiest bidder.
Six Stories from Working at a Southern Thrift Shop
I work at a thrift shop. If it isn't clearly stated by word of law that it is illegal to sell something, we will slap a price tag on it and try to convince you that you need it.
The 7 Most Important Cosplays
Some of these cosplays are "sexy," some of them are damned impressive, but all of them are just cool to me. And that's what makes this list important.
7 of the Most Stupidly Expensive, Recently Sold Items on eBay
Ebay's most useful feature, outside of actually buying and selling things, is the "highest first" price filter for item searches. Welcome to the lifestyles of the rich and dumb.
Why Donald Trump’s Hair Should Have You Worried
Donald Trump can afford good-looking hair, yet he chooses to walk around looking like a joke. This isn't a sad fact, it's a well-designed political power move.
9 MORE of the Nerdiest Cocktail Recipes
I've decided to come to you once again delving into the world of nerd-themed alcoholism, while holding out hope that scientists create an artificial liver soon.
6 Popular TV Shows I’ve Never Seen, Summarized
Some of the most popular shows on TV right now, and of the last couple years, I've never seen, and likely never will. Here's what I think they're about though.