These penis terms came from my brain, others' brains, and all over, and now they're all here for you, in all of their stiff, veiny glory.
The people over at PornHub decided to get together and throw all of the porn search terms accrued from all of their sites and just stream them live. Enjoy!
Just like my last surgery, this one was scheduled to run between 60 and 90 minutes, but wound up clocking in at just under 300.
The surgeon had to call in heads of two medical departments to figure out what the hell to do. The agreed solution? Just ram the bone in and put the metal back on.
I suck at climbing stairs so much that I break bones and get sent to the hospital with an ankle so fucked up it requires MULTIPLE surgeries... the German way.
The world is nowhere near as bad as everyone says it is. It can't be, otherwise we would all have exploded by now. Here's a bunch of awesome shit happening.
What little pop culture airtime us homeschoolers get doesn't exactly paint us with the best colors, so I understand why people have some preconceived notions.
Anything that makes a person not change for the better when they can, and should, is dangerous. Astrology is a prime example of finding a scapegoat for your issues.
Cover songs usually suck. And if you disagree, then you're either wrong and ugly, or ugly and wrong. But these rare gems blow the original song out of the water.
Amuse bouche is a chef's specialty that's served before the actual meal in order to get the audience revved up for the gastronomic journey sure to follow.
While the world tries making a constant pilgrimage to my groin, I will turn every last one of them away unsatisfied. Because I don't experience sexual attraction. At all.
Before you pack up your Phish CDs and attempt to grow out your ridiculous white person dreadlocks to move to Colorado for legal marijuana, heed this advice.