Puerco pibil is Spanish for "pork whatever the hell pibil means," and it's basically a super slow-roasted pork, marinated in the best damned spicy sauce you'll ever taste.
What if I told you that the "natural ingredients" you're eating on the regular include beaver butt glands, sand, human hair, and mashed up beetles? You'd throw up.
Thomas Edison exuded hatred, greed, and asshattery like a dead, bloated walrus exudes postmortem gas buildups. That is to say, constantly, putridly, and smellingly.
First off, take your chicken breasts, giggle appreciatively at their name for a moment, then cut them in half the thin way. Oh this is going to be GOOOOD.
Amidst all the grammatical confusion, there are a few wonderful German words thrown in to help alleviate the stress, and simply make you giggle.
Traveling is pretty nifty. You get to visit exciting places, meet interesting people, eat exotic foods, do unique things, and play hella video games. Wait, what?
Free higher education, student discounts, lax ID requirements, and whoa, is that a giant swimming pool IN a river?! Welcome to Deutschland.
So far it's been the giant waterfall of beer and drunken escapades you would expect as an American living in Germany. Still, there are a few things you should know first.
Chuck America and his Truck of Flaming Patriotism (But Not in a Gay Way), along with his bald eagle Springsteen, take on the terrorists while cops give chase.
Chuck's grip on the 18-wheeler tightened as he used his free hand to polish off another Miller Tall Boy. This was America after all, and he was after terrorists.
For you who don't know, Jewel-Osco is sort of like a Walmart, except with less stuff that isn't food. And they are assholes.
Guatemala is still a third world country, but it's gotten a lot less murder-y in the last decade, and has become quite a popular destination for backpackers.