8 Terrible Shows AMC is Guaranteed to Green-Light
AMC made a show about competitive taxidermy. Which means they will literally accept any show in the world. So here are my pitches for their next fall lineup.
Author: Cole F.M.
Six Workout Myths Busted
Before you diet, pump iron, or arm wrestle trains, there are a few myths about working out that I, as the pinnacle of human perfection, must warn you about.
The Nerdiest Way to Get Drunk
I didn't want just ANY kind of deliriously drunk, I wanted to get Video Game Deliriously Drunk. Here are my personal experiences with nine gamer cocktails.
I’m Going to Kill Lions in Africa, Just Watch
I wanted to eat a lion, but I felt the primal need to get my hands on one myself. And there's only one place I could to that: so I flew to Sudan as a missionary.
How to Get Away with Shoplifting in Cross-Dress vs. Street Clothes (For Men)
How to shoplift (as a man) while dressed, in normal, male clothing vs. wearing a frilly pink lace bra and absolutely fabulous crushed velvet leggings.
Held Up in Morocco
I didn't want to listen to this Moroccan guard, but he was the kind of person I tend to listen to. The kind of person who carries a large gun.
Stuff You Know About Cooking That’s Actually Bullshit
Sometimes I hear my friends expound on cooking tips they've heard somewhere before and I think, "Well, that's not right." Here are six common cooking myths.
You Don’t Even Know Why You Like Game of Thrones
I cannot sum up Game of Thrones as anything other than, "A bunch of people, mostly assholes, who just stand around talking to each other while wearing fur."
The Complete Lunatic’s Guide to Cheap and Illegal Alcohol
It has been brought to my attention that sometimes people get sober. Mostly because they don't have enough money or brain cells left to take drinking to the next level.
The Complete Lunatic’s Guide to Raising a Baby
Babies are the worst. But now you accidentally have one (please say it wasn't on purpose), and I'm here to help you deal with the screaming little poop factory.