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We've got a group of diner patrons who respect military service and don't shy away from saying what's on their mind. Want to know what they think?
That was "Bird Heat" by Jar Mondo. Here's a fun fact: That's his real name—like, full legal name.
Is Zim Zim going to shootball today question mark send send [47:24 VY-93] Yes [47:24 VY-93]
It’s come to my attention that the Chuck E. Cheese off Highway 46 continues to offer a secret “Animal Style” option on their birthday celebration menu.
“If you don't do the dishes could you at least take out the trash.” Are you serious bro? Does the Categorical Imperative mean nothing to you?
Amy, age 33, is starting to notice changes with her body, such as how her hands keep reaching for the same black mock neck and red lipstick when getting dressed for work each morning.
Opening move: Roll the die. >If the number is even, share an important life update. >If it’s odd, just ask, “Hi. How are you?”
After four down and out years, hardcore MAGA uncle Rick has regained his mojo with Trump back in office.
Nurses in training? Maybe you’re a few credits short of your degree?... Okay, still not seeing any hands.
As a thank you for everything you’ve done for Kitchen, we’d like to offer you the position of Rag.
And you can’t crawl before you roll. And you can’t roll before you slide. And you can’t slide before you contemplate sliding.
The sequel answers all of your lingering questions, like: what would a 1970s child star look like with a hip replacement?