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Now there’s only 12 hours, 53 minutes, and 16 seconds left! Can’t you feel the gravity of this situation? Better get that CVV number quick!
Then, as if predestined by God himself, I walked into the bathroom at 3:45 PM and there you were: my new best friend.
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One photo of Jalen Hurts missing a three-foot putt on the practice green or Lane Johnson’s AOL screen name from 2007 can be enough to set you up for months.
I’m so nervous, the sweat on my palms is boiling.
We've got a group of diner patrons who respect military service and don't shy away from saying what's on their mind. Want to know what they think?
That was "Bird Heat" by Jar Mondo. Here's a fun fact: That's his real name—like, full legal name.
Is Zim Zim going to shootball today question mark send send [47:24 VY-93] Yes [47:24 VY-93]
It’s come to my attention that the Chuck E. Cheese off Highway 46 continues to offer a secret “Animal Style” option on their birthday celebration menu.
“If you don't do the dishes could you at least take out the trash.” Are you serious bro? Does the Categorical Imperative mean nothing to you?
Amy, age 33, is starting to notice changes with her body, such as how her hands keep reaching for the same black mock neck and red lipstick when getting dressed for work each morning.
Opening move: Roll the die. >If the number is even, share an important life update. >If it’s odd, just ask, “Hi. How are you?”