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The act of searing the runestone to your forehead for eternity feels clunky compared to Duolingo’s smooth user interface.
The final, most difficult step of my plan: don't act like a total creepy freak in front of other people all the time ever again.
It can be tempting to rely on labels, especially when those labels are in stylish sans serif capitals artfully nestled among the colorful blobs.
Is this just a money thing? Because I have the $5 birthday checks to prove this is a misguided venture.
John came to us by way of Elmo Fuentes, who was really the inspiration for the idea, at least according to Ryan and Ann Nguyen.
Discover a New Type of Bug: When you’re talking about the bug on National Geographic, make a joke about how you’re single.
Sister Rosemary did nothing to deserve your wrath on JFK Boulevard this afternoon.
I’m checking out your fine-ass certifications, baby, and damn you’re proficient.
Barnuncle: A barnacle uncle. Commonly moves around by clinging to the bottom of ships.
I can’t and I can’t even. Whatever phrase works best for you to understand that I can’t help you.
We will be booking you at the nearest available destination: a desolate mountainside, now viewable if you look out the left side of the aircraft.
While I despised the overacting required for cartoonish behavior, I was a professional and delivered the performance asked of me.