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I was awoken by the sounds of you two screaming at each other. People make less noise being shanked in the shower.
The person who left the initial voicemail saying, “Come to the lab immediately?” That’s Dave 7.
"Writing Gigs" -- A real tearjerker of a drama that takes place entirely during a job interview that turns out to be for freelance work.
Just then my pocket horn dinged: a strange photograph of my office front door. No wonder Lorna’s under-dainties were in a bunch.
They say your education is the one thing nobody can take away from you, but I implore you to do just that.
Recite a mantra of personal affirmation loudly so that if someone were in the linen closet, they could hear you, but they’re not, so don’t worry.
Ah, the thrill of the entertainment industry, of which I am now a part as of several hours ago.
Ulysses S. Grant: A cup of whole beans--Starbucks Christmas Blend--to eat raw as he squashes his enemies.
Did You Know? "Stress Ball" is indirectly responsible for the death of ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛!
I have to throw in some buzzwords that make eyes glaze over—“pandemic winter,” “lockdown ennui,” and “cultural zeitgeist” should do the trick.
Statement: Miles Davis’ career led to the discovery of acoustic soft-beach rocker Jack Johnson. Ruling: Myth. Again, no.
@JayGatsby: If getting rich off #Bitcoin is bootlegging then lock me up, old sport.