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No, the sun does not have any terrestrial healing powers, but it can fry your skin and inflict life-threatening disease.
If you find yourself eating our classic pot roast and one of our comfortable and sturdy chairs flies by your head, please do not be alarmed.
It takes a true Artist to convey the devastation Shlubby Dad felt when his dinner predicament reminded him of his tumultuous relationship with his own father.
I read this book a long time ago, and I've read it a couple of times since then, so I remember the plot very well. Wow, what a journey this was.
Remember, you can always switch countries later, as long as the country you are switching to is not the USA.
The history of the present Control by mom and dad is a history of repeated standoffs in the kitchen and plates that have too many colors.
Jerry Kaufman (Your Dad): Did I think we were going to conceive a child during the Insurance Adjusters of American Convention? No.
Reboots that have pulled child actors out of hundreds of thousands of dollars of gambling debts.
Facebook: Hey, remember me? I’m totally relevant to your demographic! Want to see Dakota’s prom photos from 2006?
He ruffles my feathers. He overcooks my sunny-side-up eggs. You know what I mean? Really Mondays my Garfield.
Great ambiance—enough body hair to afford some privacy but not so much that it gets in the way of your meal.
We don’t want to shame you, especially during a month as joyous as Pride. We celebrate all our bankers, bankettes, and bank-theys.