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I am interested in making my ass completely smooth, with no contours or separation, like sea glass or Costco's floors.

Has 2020 been wearing its Halloween costume all year?

The hordes of out-of-towners who descended upon Walden Pond were told that the Thoreau Fair was a stone’s throw from the thoroughfare.

It's fitting that I never learned how to correctly spell “self-sabatogue.”

The closest I've ever come to participating in an orgy is taking a Zoom call naked.

Ever notice how many dinosaur names sound alike? Who came up with all of them anyway, Thesaurus?

Ideas for improving the Kindle: add the ability to play music, watch movies, lose the whole “reading” thing.

What if Home Alone was just Kevin safeguarding himself against a virus he believed eliminated his family?