Jon Fortenbury
Austin
Jon is a writer, filmmaker, and cartoonist who eats way too much Nutella. Send help.
Jokes
They say you should never meet your heroes. That’s why I’ve never met my dad.
Anytime someone says they’d like to be a “fly on the wall” during some big moment, I think, “You do know people kill flies, right?”
I think D.A.R.E. would have been more effective if it were called Double Dog D.A.R.E.
If sugar truly is more addictive than cocaine, then I really need to stop putting sugar in my cocaine.