The spiel. Helen Ksypka penned comedy parodies for the American Comedy Network. Wrote and performed sketch comedy for stage and TV. Humorous poetry published by Meadowbrook Press. Author of comical kid's book, "A Chef for the Queen." Humor for Reader's Digest and National Enquirer. At WSCA in NH, her radio DJ persona "eXtreme Helen" was the voice of a dozen comedy characters she created. Helen will never go to Mars and loves all humans with a sense of humor.