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Alex Cowell

Alex lives in Sydney. He loves languages, sport and Persian carpet stores that are always threatening to close down, because they remind him of his level of follow through.

Comedy Writing

I Wouldn’t Have Scored This Winning Goal If I Knew a Bunch of Sweaty Dudes Were Going to Jump All over Me

There’s so much bare, wet skin chafing against me right now I’m having second thoughts about burying that winner.

by Alex Cowell
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July 17, 2026