Links from Instagram Posts

Nov 15

An Open Letter of Gratitude to My Anxiety

• by Danielle Rackley

Nov 15

How to Tell Your Boyfriend You Don’t Want to Return with Him from the Underworld

• by Heather Talty

Nov 14

We, Your Parents, Expect the Whole Family Together for the Holidays Despite the Raging Pandemic

• by Derek Mari

Nov 14

I Don’t Know Who I Am Anymore if I’m Not Receiving and Ignoring Election Emails

• by Amanda Gordon

Nov 13

FAQ: What Is the New Normal?

• by Sarah Tighe

Nov 13

Secrets to Rekindling Love While Burning Down a Dystopian Society

• by Adam Rozak

Nov 12

An Important Message from Your University President, Who Is Shocked That What Everyone Said Would Happen Is Happening

• by Emily Kling

Nov 12

The Total Amount of Money in Each of Our Swear Jars Since 147 Chilean Rose Hair Tarantulas Invaded Our Home

• by Robert Criss

Nov 12

Side Pickle Is a Gift from God

• by Sam Hurley

Nov 11

If People Appropriated White, Midwestern Catholicism the Way They Appropriate Yoga

• by Teresa Douglas

Nov 11

Life During COVID-19 or Game of “Oregon Trail”?

• by Ruyi Wen

Nov 11

Spend a Romantic Weekend Hiking and Riding Centaurs at Branbury Farms

• by Eric Farwell

Nov 10

I Just Found Out I’m a Lesbian and Boy Am I Surprised

• by Katie Pecho

Nov 10

I Am the 60 Seconds Before Your Car AC Kicks In, and I Am Here to Remind You of Your Mortality

• by Emily Knapp

Nov 9

Diary of a License Plate Designer

• by Sean McGowan

Nov 9

How to Bullshit the Perfect Fall Cocktail

• by Truman Nikolas

Nov 9

Hate Yourself and Your Work? Here’s a Time-Management Strategy You’ll Go Crazy For!

• by Tilden Lincoln

Nov 8

My Mom Ages Beautifully; I Become More Haggard by the Day

• by Chrissie Binney

Nov 8

Famous LinkedIn Pages of History

• by Melissa Gismondi and Deborah Ostrovsky

Nov 7

The Great American Yelp Review: Ernest Hemingway’s “The Sun Also Rises”

• by Danny Fox

Nov 7

New York City’s Most Unpowerful Couples

• by Danielle Rackley

Nov 6

An Open Plea from Aloysius Lilius, Inventor of the Gregorian Calendar

• by Andrew Nadeau

Nov 6

Jesus Applies for Unemployment

• by Jamie Steidle

Nov 5

Plunderstone Capital Is Thrilled to Have Purchased Your Local High School

• by Steven Demmler and Thomas Geiger

Nov 5

Hello My Name Is Inigo Montoya and, If I’m Being Completely Honest, My Father’s Death Was at Least Partly Due to Prolonged Exposure to Dangerous Sword-Making Fumes

• by Seth Fried

Nov 4

Help! My Sourdough Starter Became Sentient and Now It Won’t Stop Asking Me to Listen to Jam Bands

• by Kristina Grosspietsch

Nov 4

You’re Invited to Join Our Exclusive Learning Pod

• by Genevieve Abravanel

Nov 3

Managing the Growing Expectations and Emotional Burden of Three Spotify Playlist Subscribers

• by Brad Stennerson

Nov 3

Kendall Roy’s Letter to the Waystar Royco Board about His Three-Thousandth Vote of No Confidence

• by Sophie Santos

Nov 3

The 3 Sleeves on My Sweater, Ranked by How Much I Really Need Them There

• by Kyle Goulston

Nov 3

We Are Rejecting Your Ballot Because You Did Not Include Shrek Ears Over the “S” in Your Signature

• by Jenna Nobs

Nov 2

An Email to the Dean from Jesus Christ, Medical Student

• by Fredrick Martyn