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1. Every portrait makes me look like a Relief Pitcher for the 1974 Chicago White Sox.
We may be a lab in a haunted castle, but we still have rules.
You can provoke me all you want but I'm not going to do anything irrational. Except remove your handcuffs in a parking lot.
I knew blanketing a third-grade class’s first art exhibition with cans of pasta would be controversial, but that’s why I did it
How can an outsider podcast hope to find an audience for its maritime squeaks, squawks, and screeches in such a crowded industry?
I have trouble putting something as heavy as this into words, so I’ll send my sympathies in the best way I know how.
The journey has been fun, and there were certainly some parts I liked. Reading was cool.
You won't find a better price on a Halloween costume than this non-trademarked and fair use character!
Fire's just supposed to be a pretty thing you look at sometimes. Like a lava lamp, but it can kill you.
I definitely didn't come up with the flavor profile for this roast after I bought Starburst at a Hudson News in the SeaTac Airport.
This study will ask the big questions like: Are there mice and if so, are they dressed as tiny little country bumpkins?
Neither of us like wasabi, but these are wasabi with cinnamon and pineapple, so I have a feeling the other two flavors will overpower the wasabi.