Chris Parent | Points in Case

Chris Parent Zurich, Switzerland

I am an Intellectual Property attorney and writer currently living in Zurich, Switzerland. I am a poor man's Jason Bourne, gifted with the skills of eating chocolate and sending cease-and-desist letters.

Comedy Writing

The Six Complaints of the Ghost of President Chester A. Arthur

1. Every portrait makes me look like a Relief Pitcher for the 1974 Chicago White Sox.

by Chris Parent
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November 2, 2022

Ideas for New NFL Mascots: Hackers, Salmonella, and Road Rage

Imagine the home-field advantage for the SF Identity Thieves as their mascot "Guccifer 7.0" announces credit card info of the opposing players.

by Chris Parent
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October 22, 2020

Long John Silver's The Last Supper painting

Historical April Events Reimagined during Coronavirus

Assassination of Abraham Lincoln - April 15, 1865: Play is cancelled and Lincoln lives through his second term, pursuing a new urban chic look.

by Chris Parent
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May 5, 2020

The Lost FBI Transcript of Dogs Playing Poker in In re Mafia Crime Families Trial (1985)

by Chris Parent | December 13, 2021 | The Haven

My Dinner with Barabbas

by Chris Parent | September 19, 2021 | MuddyUm

Brutally Honest Thank You Notes from an American Expat in Switzerland

by Chris Parent | January 16, 2021 | The Haven

An Inglorious Night

by Chris Parent | November 25, 2020 | The Haven

Nominate This: Facebook Challenges That No One Would Like

by Chris Parent | October 7, 2020 | The Haven