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It's fitting that I never learned how to correctly spell “self-sabatogue.”

The closest I've ever come to participating in an orgy is taking a Zoom call naked.

Ever notice how many dinosaur names sound alike? Who came up with all of them anyway, Thesaurus?

Ideas for improving the Kindle: add the ability to play music, watch movies, lose the whole “reading” thing.

What if Home Alone was just Kevin safeguarding himself against a virus he believed eliminated his family?