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I've been in a relationship with comedy ever since my father said I wasn't allowed to date anyone outside the doom-and-gloom crowd. Guess who's laughing now, Dad?



Comedy Writing

Jokes

It’s called Reverse Psychology. Don’t look it up.

— Andrew Patty,

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Repeat offenders are the worst.

— Andrew Patty,

Transparency is key, but for some reason most people can’t see it.

— Andrew Patty,

Trust me, you also don’t want to look a gift horse in the ass.

— Andrew Patty,

Things have gotten so bad that I’m now putting coffee in my coffee.

— Andrew Patty,
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