I've been in a relationship with comedy ever since my father said I wasn't allowed to date anyone outside the doom-and-gloom crowd. Guess who's laughing now, Dad?
It’s called Reverse Psychology. Don’t look it up.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: Repeat offenders are the worst.
Transparency is key, but for some reason most people can’t see it.
Trust me, you also don’t want to look a gift horse in the ass.
Things have gotten so bad that I’m now putting coffee in my coffee.