I write stuff to make you laugh.



Jokes

Hanging with art friends and repeatedly pointing at graffiti and shouting “Is THAT a Banksy?!” until they snap.

— Vic Pinto,

McDonald’s Employee: The ice cream machine is broken.
Women: I can fix him.

— Vic Pinto,

Magicians don’t retire, they become disillusioned.

— Vic Pinto,

Assistant: I’m here to help!
Boss: I’m here to make sure you help!

— Vic Pinto,

Technically they’re not free weights if they’re trapped in a gym.

— Vic Pinto,
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