I write stuff to make you laugh.
Magicians don’t retire, they become disillusioned. — Vic Pinto, @vicpinto_
Magicians don’t retire, they become disillusioned.
Assistant: I’m here to help!Boss: I’m here to make sure you help! — Vic Pinto, @vicpinto_
Assistant: I’m here to help!Boss: I’m here to make sure you help!
Technically they’re not free weights if they’re trapped in a gym. — Vic Pinto, @vicpinto_
Technically they’re not free weights if they’re trapped in a gym.