Double, please. It's

Right there, bottom shelf. Yeah,
I know it has dust on it.
Now, please, pour me and glass, and I'll thank you to
Keep 'em comin'.
Only difference between my Crow and the
Leading brands is the twenty
Dollar markup you'll get for a handle of Beam.
Could've spent my money on a fifth of
Rail gin

Or wasted fifteen bucks on Buddy
Weiser again,
But I'm sure glad to know my buddy,
Old Crow,
Unassuming in name,
Receiving little acclaim,
Bottled smooth, strong and pure.
Once heavily drunk by Gen. Grant,
Now sadly obscure.