A-Crow-Stic

Right there, bottom shelf. Yeah,

I know it has dust on it.

Now, please, pour me and glass, and I'll thank you to

Keep 'em comin'.

Only difference between my Crow and the

Leading brands is the twenty

Dollar markup you'll get for a handle of Beam.

Could've spent my money on a fifth of

Rail gin

Or wasted fifteen bucks on Buddy

Weiser again,

But I'm sure glad to know my buddy,

Old Crow,

Unassuming in name,

Receiving little acclaim,

Bottled smooth, strong and pure.

Once heavily drunk by Gen. Grant,

Now sadly obscure.