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The 2004 Miss America Pageant may be shorter, skimpier, and less talent-based (thank God), but that won't stop it from sucking even worse.
It's hard to imagine companies funneling hard-earned revenues into temporary employees who build Styrofoam cup villages.
Men have always thrown out all standards after enough drinks. Now women can feel the same uninhibited satisfaction with these female beer goggles!
The 20 funniest, most important rules of AIM. Read and apply, or else risk becoming a social outcast.
Court's actual college admission essay. Caution: 'after-school special corniness' comes in large doses.
Macy's takes on the NYPD in front of cheering thousands in this spectacularly dangerous annual tradition.
How do you get rid of ants in your pants fifteen minutes before work starts? You snipe-pinch them of course!
The top 10 ways to trick yourself into feeling like you're actually making progress on an 8-page term paper.
Everything you need to know to survive your first time in a minimum-security correctional facility!
How do you stop the extra-large soft-drink phenomenon in America? Maybe we can use it to our advantage...
If you're going to drink and drive, be a man about it. Seriously, the bigger the better.
Feeling a little stressed out with exams and term papers? Get the ultimate cynical perspective here and things won't seem nearly as bad.